Just a Peek

My grandma tells me to only say nice things to people. A peek into Marissa's head during the day....

Work related thoughts:
-Just because you are deaf does not mean that I am.
-Geez you take alot of prescriptions....maybe you should just kick the bucket. Just sayin
-Just buy it....your gonna die anyways
-I don't wanna grow old
- Old people are weirdos
-I'm sorry but Medicare does not cover Viagra. It is a recreation drug....hehehe. gross
-Yes it is all my fault that your previous employer is going broke and can't afford your drugs anymore. yep it was me. They let a 22 year old cast the final vote.
-I can scream too. Wanna see who can scream loudest?
-Don't let me stop your tirade.
-I'll get right on that.
-Could the power please go out today? I could use the break.


School thoughts:
-I think my professor is gay....hmm interesting
- I'll laugh when its funny.
-Cannot compute.
-Did the TA just flirt with me? Yes, yes he did.... Damn I should have taken advantage of this arrangement sooner.
-Yummy, he is cute.
-Married
-Married
-Married
-Single....creeper

Other thoughts:
-Does your IQ decrease with every annoying laugh?
-You look like a mouse. You shall be called mouse girl. MWAHAHA
-Oh look at the cute couple.....BARF
-If I were to kill you, how would I do it?
-Hooker, Slut, Tramp, Whore, Floosie.
-Player. Loser. Cocky. Arrogant.
-It's called a brush. Feel free to abuse it.
-Please don't talk to me. Out of your league.
-You choose her.... ROFL!!!! Oh my sides hurt. Good luck with that.
-Yes the Evil Glare is meant for you.
-Trash bag, shovel, and a lollipop for after.
-AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK
-Think he'll notice? Nah
-We are going to hell for this one.
-You can't make me!!!

Top 5:
5. I don't love you but Jesus does. Only Jesus.
4. Well aren't you just a special little soul
3. No you may not hug me.
2. lyrics to songs:
-currently Jar of Hearts is on repeat in my head
1. That's what she said!!